For Heather and Cory:
You're going to get on a bus, take that bus three hours until you get to bakersfield. You will see a man in a chef hat that will ask you a series of questions, the answers are yes, kentucky, door number 2, and pink jellybeans. He will then ask you for a dollar, give him two. You will then be led approximately 3.6 miles where you will get into a purple mini cooper. This mini cooper will be your transportation to get to mexico. Once you arrive in mexico, order 3 tacos at the corner cafe. A woman will ask you for your coat, say no. She will take you to a private airport, this plane will then take you to San Francisco. Once you are there, you will have to find your own way home.